Shinsou (to Breaker): Hold my beer and watch this!
Source unknown.
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Breaker: *is actually a good leader*
Source: Russel Crowe movies such as Gladiator and Robin Hood
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Philomel: My measurements.
Source: Sherlock
Shinsou (to Breaker): Hold my beer and watch this!
Source unknown.
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Breaker: *is actually a good leader*
Source: Russel Crowe movies such as Gladiator and Robin Hood
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Philomel: My measurements.
Source: Sherlock
"The breeze did not stir. The stars did not twinkle. The trees did not sway and the brook did not babble.
For the world did not turn when Am'aleh wept, and a tear had tumbled down her cheek."
-Excerpt from Hanging Softly Upon the Cheek of Night.
Fenn: Hey, want anything to eat?
Rosellia's Sword: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
Felicity: A bagel.
Sword: NOOOOO!
Felicity: Two bagels.
[Source: Vine.]
"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
Fenn: I have a solution.
Nevin: What is it?
Fenn: It involves theft and explosions.
Nevin: Absolutely not.
Fenn: *Looking at wanted posters*
Nevin: Are you a criminal?
Fenn: Not here!
Ezra: Did you have dinner?
Nevin: I had a salad.
Nevin: It was actually fruit salad.
Nevin: Well, it was mostly grapes.
Nevin: Truthfully, it was all grapes.
Nevin: Fermented grapes.
Nevin:
Ezra:
Nevin: It was wine.
Nevin: I had wine for dinner.
Anyone Dramatic: Winter is coming.
Fenn: *Flounces into the room.*
Fenn: You rang?
Nevin: If anything goes wrong, I’m holding you responsible.
Fenn: Oh yeah, that’ll teach me.
Tumblr.
Nevin: I love it when you get angry-
Felicity: [glares]
Nevin: I meant at other people, not me…
Castle.
Nevin: Goodnight, Felicity.
Felicity: Goodnight!
Nevin: Goodnight, terrifying monster under the bed that eats misbehaving kids.
Eteri: [Through moniter under the bed in distorted voice] GOODNIGHT.
???
Maddy: (breathes)
Morus: Every word is a lie!
Tumblr.
Ezra: Does anyone have any questions?
Eteri: Why are clothes all different colors but lint is always bluish gray?
Ezra: I meant questions about the mission.
Twitter.
Maddy: I'm cold.
Scarlet: Just like my heart.
Maddy: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Tumblr.
Nevin: I don't have the energy for this.
Elthas: For what?
Nevin: [Gestures towards everything]
Tumblr.
Yvonne: Is the equipment secure?
Felicity: Check.
Yvonne. Weapons loaded?
Felicity: Check.
Yvonne: Did you have breakfast?
Felicity: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Yvonne: I added it because I care about you.
Felicity. Oh. No, I did not have breakfast.
Yvonne: Unacceptable. Look in your bag.
Felicity, pulling a granola bar out of his bag: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this!
Yvonne: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my blood sister into eating her fiber.
B99.
Yvonne: Now, Felicity. What do we say if someone asks you out?
Felicity: BEGONE THOT!!!
Yvonne, tearing up: I'm so proud of you...
Tumblr.
"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
Nevin: I just got a new notebook, what should I put it in?
Eteri: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm taking suggestions from anyone else.
Felicity: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm taking suggestions from anyone except you two.
Fenn: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Source: Tumblr.
Felicity: [Trips on air]
Nevin: Haha, you're so clumsy!
[Later when Felicity's not around]
Nevin, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE CRIMSON THREAD DO YOU THINK-
Source: ???
Felicity: I'll have the number 8.
Yvonne: That's a party platter, it serves 12 people.
Felicity: I know what I'm about son.
Source: Parks and Rec.
Felicity: "What happens if you put a werewolf up on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Nosdyn: He will explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.
Felicity: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.
Source: Tumblr.
Yvonne: It was a gift from my mother.
Felicity: Your mom gives pretty bad gifts. Although, on the other hand all my mom ever gave me was abandonment issues, so...
Source: B99
Jake: Nosdyn, wake up!
Nosdyn: Five more minutes...
Jake: You've been in a coma since the goblin attack on Stonevale!
Nosdyn: ... Okay, three more minutes.
Source: Vine.
Golem: Why are you taking your shoes off?
Nevin: So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
Felicity: I can fight my own battles.
Nevin: No, you can't.
Source: ???
Fenn: I sure showed those guys, huh team?
Fenn: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?
Source: ???
Jake, whispering: I don't like you.
Nosdyn, whispering: I'll get over it.
Source: Modern Family.
Fenn: Why is Yvonne on top of the building?
Felicity: She likes to be tall.
Source: ???
Felicity: What do we do, Yvonne?
Yvonne: I don't know!
Felicity: You're the oldest!
Yvonne: Not mentally!
Source: ???
Nevin: [Breaks window]
Nevin: Vandalism is wrong, Felicity.
Source: Tumblr.
"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
Eteri: [Singing] OOOOOOH, waffles jammin'! Waffle jam! Would you like some waffles, man!
Eteri: [Merrily hands waffle to Nevin.]
Nevin: For the last time, Eteri... I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!
Eteri: [Starts crying] Nevin doesn't like waffles...
Ezra: Nevin doesn't like waffles?!?
Felicity: Nevin doesn't like cookies!
[While everyone talks over each other, Fennick holds up a carrot and a sign that reads "I FOUND A CARROT!"]
Eteri: [In the chaos] Puppies and ponies and MySpacedotcom!
Nevin: [Screams]
Nevin: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!!
[Source: Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles.]
"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
Jake: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry...
Nosdyn: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time!
[Source: Superstore.]
Josh: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Shinsou: Is that what you do?
Josh: Me? Oh no, my power is no illusion. I can totally demolish you.
[Source: ???]
"What beautiful weather outside… I’m gonna close the curtains." - All the emo characters.
[Source: Tumblr.]
Nevin: Fennick! How did you get in here?
Fenn: Oh, uh, through the hole in the middle of your living room floor!
Nevin: But we don't have a hole in our floor.
Fenn: [Holds up a shovel] You do now.
[Source: The Addams Family.]
Nevin: Is everything okay?
Stare: If by "okay", you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.
Nevin: That's not at all what I meant by "okay".
[Source: Phineas and Ferb.]
"You have to pick your battles. One of the battles I picked was to stop Eteri from running plastic tubes all over the shop and placing hamsters in them. She was gonna call it Tube City." - Nevin.
[Source: The Office.]
"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
Shinsou: Hey, want anything to eat?
Yamato: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
Hayate: A bagel.
Yamato: NOOOOO!
Hayate: Two bagels.
[Source: Vine.]
Shinsou: Oh great, this is a soft mission...
Hayate: You know, I'm actually not disappointed...
Hayate: [Arguing with Yamato aloud] Yes I am. Yes I am! Yes. I. Am!!
[Source: Young Justice.]
Yamato: TERMINATE HIM!
Hayate: Uuuhhhhhh, no-
Shinsou: Hey, Hayate, argue with your inner demons later!
Hayate: Demon. Singular. One is enough, believe me.
[Source: Young Justice.]
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"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
"Is ruining people’s lives a hobby?" - Lye.
[Source: Tumblr.]
Fenn: (tearful) Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread...
Nevin: Are you okay?
Fenn: Eteri stole my freaking garlic bread...
[Source: Tumblr.]
"It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Time to train 10,000 pigeons for the purposes of revenge!" - Fenn.
[Source: Twitter.]
Felicity: Am I in trouble?
Yvonne: Have a guess.
Felicity: ... No?
Yvonne: Have another guess.
[Source: ???]
Eteri: So what time does the Judgemental Express arrive?
Nevin: Stare gets here at noon.
[Source: Gilmore Girls.]
Joshua: Wow, you're really mature for someone your age!
Felicity: Thanks, it's the trauma.
[Source: ???]
Hunter: Can we kill him??
Lilthis: No.
Hunter. I can make it look like an accident…
Lilthis: … How?
Lilthis: -Wait, no.
[Source: ???]
Eteri: Need some sleep, Nevin?
Nevin: Uh, no?
Eteri: You have bags under your eyes.
Nevin: It’s a look I’m going for.
[Source: NCIS.]
"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
Shinsou:
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMMMINNGGG HOMMME, IT'S COMMMINNNGGG...