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Ter-Thok
03-24-06, 11:55 PM
(I guess I'm starting over...again? Hooray for a fresh start, mis amigos! Hooray!)

Abbysal Records Vault: Personnel Files - Citizen of the Demonic Republic #103294583

Species: Diabolus diabolidae vulgaris - Demon, common caste

Note: Fields labelled (Gender), (Eye Color), and (Hair Color) are N/A due to species

Name: Ter-Thok

Height: 2' 8"

Weight: 55 lbs.

Period of Existence: 23 solar revolutionary cycles

Horn Circumference: 6"

Horn Width: 4"

Hoof Size: 5 3/4

Death Count: 35 6/17 seperate occasions of termination and regeneration


Psychological Profile - Determining Psychologist, Dr. Fork-Mempt:
"According to the results of several interviews, my official findings are that Mr. Ter-Thok is an exceptionally charming conversationalist, makes friends easily, and has a great capacity for violence. He tends towards ineptitude, but this is made up for by enthusiasm. He is advanced in the skills of sarcasm and wisecrackery. Ter-Thok is more than capable of handling a large group of minions/henchman/underlings, is a suprisingly capable tactician, and can maintain control in high-stress situations. I would enjoy working with this individual further along in his career."
- Dr. Fork-Mempt, Psy.D., D.D.S., D.C., D.Rec.

Physical Profile - Examining Physician, Dr. Lek-Furt:
"Ter-Thok's current body is in perfect working order, and there are no genetic abnormalities present that would have an effect on any future bodies grown. All three lungs are healthy, and appropriately positioned along the dorsal interior surface of the ribcage. Both hearts are arranged symettrically on either side of the ribcage; the blood in his system has an average pH of .03, appropriately acidic. The digestive system is fully present; all three stomachs are arranged directly, with no tube kinking, and the refuse bladder is suitably elastic to contain a month's worth of useless compounds before expulsion becomes a necessity. His teeth are strong and sharp, his bones are rich in marrow and very strong, and his horns, tail-barb and hooves are dense, and almost always very nicely trimmed. The muscles in his jaw, arms, legs, torso and tail are all well-toned, but very lean and thin. Ter-Thok takes better care of his body than many other of my patients, getting plenty of exercise, bathing regularly, and eating a mostly healthy diet."
- Dr. Lek-Furt, M.D., D.Mus., D.S.W.

Notable Abilities/Skills:
- Psychic Abilities:
Genetic Anomaly - Ter-Thok has enhanced cognitive capabilities, granting the following unusual abilities:
Telekinesis - Ter-Thok is capable of psychically lifting up to five objects at a time, weighing 100 pounds each. Objects lifted in this manner travel far too slowly to be used as projectiles, moving at a top speed of 8 mph. Objects lifted in this manner can only be moved up to fifty feet away from Ter-Thok himself in any direction. Ter-Thok is capable of simply setting any telekinetically lifted objects into a micro-orbit with himself as the central gravitational body.
Levitation - Ter-Thok is capable of levitation, allowing him to propel himself in any direction. The maximum height above the nearest surface is only thirty feet, and the maximum speed for his movement via this ability is 20 mph. Levitation is only applicable to Ter-Thok himself.

- Inherent Demonic Abilities:
Demon Fire - Ter-Thok, like all members of the species Diabolus diabolidae, can produce purple flames at will from the palms of his hands. This is accomplished by focusing certain heat-producing organs through subcutaneous chemical-producing glands, producing a ball of self-contained chemical fire. The flames produced thusly have no effect on the demon's skin, but burn nearly as hotly as normal flames when fueled by flammable compounds. Water does not douse it, but ethanol does.

Current Assets:
Seven (7) Blue Synth-Fiber T-Shirts with corded V-Neck
Seven (7) Pair Green Dura-Fiber Pants, with pockets and tail-hole
Seven (7) Pair Dark-Blue Boxer Shorts with Demon-Insignia Print, with tail-hole
One (1) Belt made from black manatee leather
One (1) Spacecraft, light cruiser class, comfortably furnished, 100x Lightspeed capability, Four (4) High-Intensity Laser Emplacements (inactive), Class 6 Shield Generator, Kitchen, Sleeping Quarters, Class 8 Nav-Comp, Class 14 Comm Array
One (1) Electro-Prod Mk. IV - spear with durable plastic handle, steel blade connected to rechargable battery. Battery life of 12 hours continuous use, but not configured for such use without damage. Blade is electrified, and reversible; can either be piercing-sharp or rounded, to simply conduct the electricity.

Current Employees:
Name: Hans
Species: Liquidus amplus vox - Greater Ooze, sentient and vocal
Diameter: 7'

Hans speaks broken Galaxy-Standard Linguistics, and is little more than a 7' dewdrop-orb of shiny, cohesive red ooze. He has recieved several Awards of Special Recognition for loyalty to his employer. Originally native to planet A-11, Althanas. Can extend as many as three pseudopods for the purposes of manipulation, offense/defense, or engulfment for consumption. Recieves pay of C-140 galaxy-standard per week, converted into local currency of "Gold" on Althanas.

Record of Service:
minus 23 years:
-Ter-Thok's gestation cycle in Tube Complex Alpha-X34 completes - Ter-Thok is "born"
-Ter-Thok recieves housing in fashionable portion of Tartarus Sub-City
-Ter-Thok takes aptitude tests to show capabilities.
-Ter-Thok is employed by Demon Republic as Assassination/Espionage specialist. Official title "Ass-Kicking Technician".
minus 22 years:
-Ter-Thok enrolls in several training courses at local Education Center - Courses include: Basics of Spacecraft Repair, Advanced Weapons Training, Tactics for Beginners, Gastrology and Gourmet Cooking.
-Ter-Thok is sent on first mission; assassinates Celestial soldier-turned-recruiter. Recieves Medal of Commendation; corpse of target undergoes taxidermy and is placed in Tartarus Museum - Terminated Enemies Wing.
minus 21 years to minus 17 years:
-Ter-Thok enrolls in further training courses at local Education Center - Courses these years include: Tactics Grades 2-6, Gastrology and Gourmet Cooking Grades 2-6.
-Ter-Thok conducts sixteen further assassination missions against various targets; moves to fifth on Top 20 List of Assassins in Demon Republic's Service.
-Ter-Thok conducts first espionage missions; several sabotage missions against Celestial operations, several information-gathering missions on potentially hostile worlds.
minus 16 years to minus 8 years:
-Ter-Thok dies for the 20th time; recieves bonus, and free party from Ruling Council.
-Ter-Thok climbs to third on Top 20 List of Assassins for killing rulers of three pro-Celestial worlds.
-Due in part to Ter-Thok's efforts, last of openly Celestial-friendly worlds eliminated from political arena. Demons, Djinn, and Humans become the three leading species in galaxy, for different reasons.
minus 7 years to present:
-Ter-Thok dies for 35th time; inexplicable fluke of 6/17ths issue sent to Hall of Oddities.
-Ter-Thok climbs to second in Top 20 List; gets own Subsection in Tartarus Museum - Terminated Enemies Wing.
-Ter-Thok assigned to research planet A-11, Althanas, for potential colonization, spreading demon influence into a strategic corner of the galaxy.
-Ter-Thok meets Hans in local forest; "Concordia". Recruits Hans, promising better things than eating badgers. Hans, elated, joins.
-Ter-Thok, using alloted spacecraft Cap'n Hobblong's Schooner as a base of operations, begins actively scouting planet A-11 for colonization. Begins regular reports to Ruling Council every week.

Employer Review:

Review by Namtar, One of Five Ruling Councillors, Councillor of Scientific and Industrial Concerns -

"Ter-Thok is a close, personal friend of mine. He may be a bit young, but he's fairly clever, insightful, and quite a joy to talk with. His missions, while being just a bit high in collateral damage to property and victims, are always completed with satisfactory results. He jolly well isn't second on the Top 20 list for nothing! Terrible shot, though. Couldn't hit the broad side of a storage module if the gun barrel was chained directly to it."

End of Personnel File - Updates will Occur Whenever Relevant

Redeemer
03-25-06, 05:08 AM
Right, this is all in order.

Approved.